October 16, 2005

Hey hey!! A few things have happened to Synbiote. First of all, we will no longer be partying in Texas with tube socks on our dicks. Brandon is in a financial abyss and cannot make the hike. The almighty dollar can fornicate itself with an iron stick. Therefore, the wedding reception will be dead, and Mike and Nick will try to find a spark of fun in their alcohol, while keeping the mesmorizing bass lines flowing in their heads.

Second of all, wait, there isn't a second. Don't know what I was thinking saying a few things happened to us. That's it. And it sucks. Fuck the system and the world!

...and rock out.